30 September, 2006
Recently NHL player Tie Domi retired His penalty minutes outnumbered his goals by 10:1. He's even more famous now for having an affair with Canadian MP / Billionaire heiress Belinda Stronach. Supposedly he also had an affair with Tia Carrere ( Wayne's World ... Schwing! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000119/ )
Here are some cartoons spoofing his retirement and new found fame.
18 September, 2006
Well, the Toronto Film festival wrapped up. The highlight? Sean Penn smoking at a press conference inside a public building (hotel) thus breaking a bylaw. All those filmakers upstaged by a cigarette...
16 September, 2006
Well, looks like the shuttle crew lost a couple bolts installing the new truss on the international space station.....
Last Thursday, a Toronto paper published my "film festival" cartoon (see #334, September 9th post). Here are some other cartoons I created around the same time. One deals with friendly fire that strafed Canadian troops in Afghanistan, while the other pokes a little fun at another regional airline in Canada closing up shop.
13 September, 2006
Today only the 2nd Canadian in history took a spacewalk outside the space shuttle to help attach the new truss to the international space station. The only thing more Canadian than hockey is probably Tim Horton's coffee (they pretty much have a coffee place on every street corner in Canada).
11 September, 2006
09 September, 2006
07 September, 2006
At work I run a lottery pool, and this last Friday we came annoyingly close to winning it all ($5 Million), but in the end had to settle for $10.
Our Ticket............ 14 24 26 30 36 42 45
winning numbers 14 24 28 29 32 42 45
Off by.................................. 2..1.. 4
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06 September, 2006
Ok, it was just root beer, but someone left a case of Diet A&W rootbeer in one of the shopping carts which I discovered when I returned my cart to the "Cart Control Area". If it's yours, it's too late! * Burp!*
Ironically, just before I paid for my groceries I bought this exact same brand of pop. (cue twilight zone music).
This cartoon was made a few weeks ago when the terrorist plot was foiled in Britain. There was talk of liquid explosives which lead to my cartoon spoof of bottled water. It's not Disani, it's Osami!
04 September, 2006
03 September, 2006
"This one will probably only "hit the spot" to those that live in Toronto or Michigan. Currently there are 8-10 truck trailers of trashing going back and forth between Toronto and Michigan. What a waste of gas!"
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Welcome to my blog featuring my cartoon strip "Past Expiry". I'll be posting cartoons roughly once a week, plus anything else new with my life which is sooooooooooooooo EXCITING! Ok, well, I guess I'll be posting mostly cartoons.
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