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30 December, 2009

[CARTOON] New Year's Eve 2009

[CARTOON] New Year's Eve 2009 , images, pictures, image, picture, cartoon, caveman, holiday, men, prehistoric, women


"This cartoon was over 2000 years in the making... Just think, 10 years ago, the popular song to play New Year's Eve was Prince's song 1999. Time flies when you're paying taxes."


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29 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Zombies

[CARTOON] Zombies. images, pictures, image, picture, cartoon, Halloween, men, women, zombies


"Zombies. A zombie is a creature that appears in books and popular culture typically as a reanimated dead or a mindless human being. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief system of Vodou, which told of the people being controlled as laborers by a powerful wizard. Zombies became a popular device in modern horror fiction, largely because of the success of George A. Romero's 1968 film Night of the Living Dead."


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25 December, 2009

[CARTOON] GAP Boxing Day Sale Blowout

[CARTOON] GAP Boxing Day Sale Blowout! images, pictures, image, picture, advertising, business, clothes, cartoon, holiday, shopping


"Inspired by a visit to Buffalo where I'd see 2 or 3 city blocks of regular downtown buildings, followed by an empty lot (gap) with some abandoned rusty car, and various pices of junk. Originally I was going to call this cartoon 'Middle-East Shopping Mall' but I doubt The Gap has any stores there. What self-respecting extremist would buy an argyle suicide vest from The Gap?"


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24 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Santa's List

[CARTOON] Santa's List. celebrity, Santa, doctor, holiday, gifts, kids, stress, shopping, images, pictures, image, picture


"Seems like Santa is a wee bit obsessive compulsive."


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20 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Santa Breath




"Santa must hear it all from kids. Some more forward than others."


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15 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods' 17th Mistress Revealed




"I'm losing track. First it was 1, then 2, then 3, then 4, then 6, 8... and now 14 mistresses. A search on Google as I was creating this cartoon showed a 15th, then a 16th! Just two more Tiger, and you have your own 'Golf Course'. I hear the green fees are pretty high though."


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12 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods as Santa




"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!

I confess, I borrowed the punchline from a verbal joke I heard, but I removed the original riddle's question to better suit a cartoon of mine featuring special gueststar Confucius."


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10 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Dry Cat Food




"Bursting with joy..."


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06 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Why Tiger Woods had an affair.




"Probably my most off-color cartoon to date, but probably the most unique reason to explain why a billionaire golfer would have an affair. A typical tournament is an 18-hole course that is played 4 times for a total of 72 holes. Anyone who has ever watched Tiger Woods putting will always hear at least one guy in the crowd yell out "in the hole" as the ball rolls towards the hole. Any wonder he acted on those suggestions? HA HA. Take that, relationship 'experts'!"


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05 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Tiger Woods Scandal




"Inspired by the news of Tiger Woods having 3 (and counting?) mistresses. Nice to see that NOBODY is perfect."


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01 December, 2009

[CARTOON] Darth Vader on Twitter




"Just about EVERYONE is on twitter..."


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28 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Crib Recall




"This week's post is partially a public service announcement. It seems that 2009 is garnering the year of recalls, ranging from toys, cars and now cribs. There have been some recalls made earlier this year and now we have one that concerns Stork Craft. Apparently, issues such as entrapment, falls, and suffocation are once again being pointed out and for the new parents and others who are still making use of cribs, be aware of the one you are using. Here is a list of cribs affected:

* Stork Craft drop-side cribs and Stork Craft drop-side cribs with the Fisher-Price logo
* Cribs with plastic trigger and one-hand-system drop-side hardware
* Stork Craft cribs with manufacturing and distribution dates between January 1993 and October 2009 (Wow, it only took them 16 years to figure this out??)
* Stork Craft cribs with the Fisher-Price logo that have manufacturing dates between October 1997 and December 2004.

It's probably a good idea to look up your crib's manufacturer even if it is not on the list above, as I am sure this is not the first crib recall ever.

As always, I try to see the lighter side in my cartoons. So if you have a faulty crib, send away for a repair kit before your baby scores from '4th and inches'."


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20 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Twilight New Moon




"My literal interpretation of the Twilight Saga's new movie..."


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18 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Death by Slap Chop!




"For all you people who hoped Vince from ShamWow was just going to be a one-hit wonder, you must be disappointed that Vince has returned to the airwaves in a commercial for the Slap Chop. Vince with his trademark headset microphone, begins by proclaiming, “You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.” WOW! Who needs counseling, anti-depressants, or alcohol! All you need to do is repeatedly whack this cheap food chopper!

Then Mr. Offer tells us, “This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” Oh my God! My life must be worse than boring because I'm too lazy to make tuna sandwiches! Thank you Vince for showing me the light!

When telling us how the Slap Chop prevents tears while chopping onions, he says emphatically, “Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t want to cry anymore.” Oh Vince, you truly are wise beyond your years.

Then there is the famous line of “Linguine, fettuccine, martini, bikini!” . Even my youngest son looks puzzled as to what a martini and bikini have to do with Slap Chop. But hey, it's entertaining."


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16 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures




"Everyone has already heard that "The Simpsons" character Marge Simpson will appear semi-nude in the new issue of Playboy magazine. A search on Google for Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures reveals 3,470,000 matches! The most hillarious thing I found was that the new CEO of Playboy is a guy by the name of Scott Flanders. Supposedly he is NOT related to Ned Flanders, but let's start that rumour anyway. Today's cartoon is more of a prank on those doing a search for Marge's pictures, because a few are bound to end up clicking into my site. Somehow I picture the scene above being more plausible than Marge in a phots spread. Poor Homer, his collection in ruins. Some issues from the early 1950's are collectible and fetch over $1000. "


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14 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Slap Chop!




"Sometimes the news, just states the blindingly obvious: The alleged mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, will be transferred from Guantanamo Bay to New York for a trial in which the death penalty will be sought, the US has confirmed. Hmmmm... death penalty... what a surprise! Who knew?"


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13 November, 2009

[CARTOON] Hydro Smart Meters




"Smart meters, when teamed with time-of-use pricing, will provide a financial incentive for people to shift some electricity usage from on-peak (higher cost) periods to off-peak (lower cost) periods. Ontario is introducing time-of-use rates to help consumers better manage electricity costs and to contribute to energy conservation by reducing their electricity use during peak times. i.e. Do your laundry and cooking at 3AM. "


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