"...4 out of 5 Killer Robots surveyed say Oil Spills are not a bad thing."
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Icelandic Ash Cloud Spreads, Snarls European Air Travel. You would think it was the end of the world with the news coverage. I hope some celebrities get together and raise funds for Iceland so they can rename their volcanoes to something people can pronounce. Can you pronounce Eyjafjallajökull ?
We are the world
We are the children
Icelandic volcanoes make a darker day
So let's start renamin'
M.D.: The longer the stool remains in a person's bowels, the more water is absorbed from it. This causes the stool to become increasingly hard and dry, and thus it is difficult to eliminate.
Nutritionist: More bulk in the diet, especially raw fruits and vegetables, bran cereals, and whole grains.
Psychiatrist: In most societies where there is early toilet training, control of body functions becomes intertwined with emotional control. Emotions repressed while coping with stressful events also affect the lower intestine, colon, and sphincter muscles. Resolving conflicts, or learning how to cope better with your everyday stresses, can solve elimination problems.
Cartoonist: Ah, bullshit!
"..further solidifying my reservations in Hell. If Jesus was on Twitter though, he'd have 2.1 BILLION followers. But.... would he follow back? Hmmmmm......"